📸 João — gallery
👤 About João
João covers the Algarve’s Vilamoura-Faro-Lagos triangle May through October. Portuguese-Spanish bilingual with UK-fluent English, he is the most-booked male act on Vilamoura marina yacht charters and Quinta do Lago villa shows. Old Town Albufeira pub-crawl finales are his second-highest volume booking — a regular booking for hen groups.
🎭 João's theme repertoire
✨ Yacht entertainer
Full costume + choreography + music cue.
✨ Golf-villa show
Full costume + choreography + music cue.
✨ Pub-crawl finale
Full costume + choreography + music cue.
✨ Marina cabaret
Full costume + choreography + music cue.
📍 Where João performs
João is based in Algarve and covers the following cities as part of the standard booking radius:
- Vilamoura
- Albufeira
- Lagos
- Faro
- Carvoeiro
Outside this radius a transport supplement of €40–€120 may apply depending on distance.
💰 João pricing
| Show format | Duration | EUR | GBP |
|---|---|---|---|
| Solo show (João only) | 30–45 min | From €280 | £241 |
| Duo show (João + 1 other) | 45–60 min | From €480 | £413 |
| Cheeky butler hosting | 60–90 min | From €196 | £169 |
📱 Book João now
- WhatsApp our concierge at +34 695 858 978 quoting "Book João" plus date, venue and group size.
- Confirm João's availability for your date (response in 15 minutes during office hours; 24/7 during peak season).
- Settle 30% deposit by card or transfer. Balance paid on the night.
❓ Booking João — FAQ
How do I book João?
WhatsApp our concierge at +34 695 858 978 quoting "Book João", your date, venue address and group size. We confirm João’s availability inside 15 minutes during office hours (24/7 during peak hen/stag season).
How much does João cost?
João’s solo show starts from €280 / £241 and duo combinations (paired with another performer) from €480 / £413. Final price depends on duration, theme costume and travel zone.
Which cities does João cover?
João is based in Algarve and covers Vilamoura, Albufeira, Lagos, Faro, Carvoeiro as part of the standard booking radius. Outside these zones a transport supplement applies.
What themes does João perform?
João’s repertoire includes: Yacht entertainer, Golf-villa show, Pub-crawl finale, Marina cabaret. Custom themes available on request with 48 hours notice.
Is João a verified professional?
Yes. João has been part of our roster for 5 years. ID verified, contract signed, agency-managed. Adult entertainment for over 18s. Performers do not provide sexual services.